Welcome to my restaurant

[FrodoSwaggins]

What was that noise?

"The local council is having a vote on the parking ordinance."
::you're pretty sure you hear a cat behind you yell, "it's about ethics in turnip journalism!" followed by another crash::
::the hobbit pulls an aged brass water-sprayer from beneath the counter and peers warily toward the sounds of commotion::

"How's your appetizer? Get you anything else?"