Welcome to my restaurant

[FrodoSwaggins]

Where the hell am I? Parking? Do hobbits have cars? How did I get here??

You're at the Swag-Inn, finest dining establishment in the 12 realms! Don't ask around though. M'names Swaggins, Frodo Swaggins.
Naught too many cars round here, but you don't want to be short for a place to park your goose. Scuff another man's goose tryna squeeze in, it's no good, everybody gets cantankerous.
Did you perhaps come in by the rivergate? Or maybe slipped in through More Door? All those doors can be mighty confusing.

This post was last modified: 02-25-2025, 05:05 PM by FrodoSwaggins.