Welcome to my restaurant

[FrodoSwaggins]

Ah, that explains it. I came here from the City of Doors. No, not Sigil. The other one.

You did come far! How's your meal? Here, try this.
::Master Swaggins places another steaming bowl of noodles in front of you. You can see this one is seasoned with caramelized onions, garnished with a spring of aromatic lavender::
It's a Vivienne. 
::Swaggins squirts water around you in the direction of the fracas, resulting in momentary swearing and angry meows::